WHALES- TO ALL MY FRIENDS

[katwoman64]

Hi girls!
A short while ago, on the window of a gym, appeared a poster that portrayed a spectacular girl and accompanied the image with written:
'WHAT WILL YOU BE THIS SUMMER, MERMAID OR WHALE?'.
It is told that a woman, whose physical shape is unknown answered the question this way:

'My Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), have a lively sex life, and tenderly breastfeed their babies. They have wild fun with dolphins and eat shrimps to burst. They swim the whole day and visit fantastic places like Patagonia, Barens Sea or the Polinesian Coral Reef. They sing masterfully and from time to time record a CD. They are impressive and well loved, defended and admired by almost everyone.
Mermaids don't exist. But if they were real they would be in line to see a shrink, in the throes of a big double personality problem (woman or fish?). They would not have a sex life, caus' they would kill all their human partners (and how can it be otherwise?). They couldn't have babies too. They would be pretty, true, but solitary and sad. And in the end, who would want a girl that stinks of fish?

Without doubts, I prefer being a whale.

P.S. : In this times and days when media plants ideas in our minds that only the slim are beautiful, I prefer to share an ice-cream with my children, have dinner with a man of my liking, drink red vine with my friends. We women take weight because we accumulate so much knowledge, that can't be contained all in our brains so it distributes in all our body. We aren't fat, we are enormously cultured.

Everytime that I look at my bottom in the mirror I think<: 'My God, I'm sooo intelligent!'.

Bye
Mimma
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“I will write peace on your wings and you will fly all over the world”

Sadako Sasaki

[Safran]

Hello beautiful, intelligent kat

Your foto (from your sisters wedding) in front of me, I only wonder about your ideas !

Dear, happy greetings from a - still - walrus

Helga

[francisc4]

Hi Kat,

I think I prefer to be a happy whale, so I can visit a lot of fantastic places.
what do u think?

Cheers,
Cisca